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Brutally Honest Airbnb Property Reviews:
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“The throw pillows on the couch are so pretty. I decided to take them all home.”
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“I loved the view from the deck of the beach and pool area. It was the perfect place for me to practice naked yoga.”
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“The master bathroom was serene and the tub was very spacious. It made my first water birth experience extra special.”
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“The owner keeps a vacuum in the hall closet. Worked great for sucking up vomit.”
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“Terrific natural lighting in the condo! Made it a perfect place to film a porn movie.”
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“This home was very pet-friendly. I ended up leaving some of my cats there as they seemed to really enjoy the residence.”
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“The gourmet kitchen was spacious and well-equipped. A great spot for skinning and cleaning the deer we hunted.”
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“The washer and dryer worked like a dream! My child had a violent case of diarrhea. For the most part, everything seemed to come out of the sheets.”
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“The owner was so helpful leaving the spare key for unit 105 in the brown pot next to the back door.”
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“There were ample towels available. These came in handy when I had to clean my colostomy bag.”
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“The proximity to the highway was great. It made it easier for the hookers I hired to find me.”