Selected Writing

MCSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY

List:  Uses For End-of-Year Teacher Gifts From Your Students, June 13, 2018

List:  Seven Words I Would Have Children S-P-E-L-L If I Were Running The National Spelling Bee, June 1, 2017
 

Open Letter:  An Open Letter To The Afternoon Nap My Child Has Given Up, February 24, 2017


THE SECOND CITY NETWORK

The Most Boss Gift Ideas To Give This Administrative Professionals' Day, April 26, 2017

What's Next For The Newly Unemployed Monopoly Pieces?, April 4, 2017

Save Yourself From Chicago's 7-Cent Bag Tax, February 23, 2017

Valentine's Day Gift Ideas For Your Unique Relationship, February 10, 2017
 

Let’s Welcome El Chapo to the U.S. Brooklyn-Style, June 21, 2016

THE BELLADONNA COMEDY

Daily Itinerary:  Joel Osteen's Hairdresser, Creating Christ-like Coif Perfection
, August 23, 2017


Quiz:  Cockoo Bee or Mitch McConnell?  Let's see if you "hive" what it takes?
, July 18, 2017

ROBOT BUTT


Area Woman Discovers All Hot Chicago Cubs Players Are Taken, April 6, 2017

10 Chicago Cubs Curses You Never Knew Existed, October 26, 2016

CHICAGO TRIBUNE REDEYE  
 

Save Yourself From Chicago's 7-Cent Bag Tax, February 23, 2017

Valentine's Day Gift Ideas For Your Unique Relationship, February 10, 2017

HOW PANTS WORK

Five Potato Chip Options for the Trend-Conscious Foodie, February 12, 2017 

 

AKASHIC BOOKS

A Letter to the Afternoon Nap My Child Has Given Up, December 2018

POINTS IN CASE

Easy Steps to Getting Your Pre-Baby Body Back Before Leaving The Hospital, March 12. 2019 

ONGOING WORK
 

The Little Voice That Lives In My Head Blog, ChicagoNow (Chicago Tribune)
 

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