MCSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY
List:  Uses For End-of-Year Teacher Gifts From Your Students, June 13, 2018

List:  Seven Words I Would Have Children S-P-E-L-L If I Were Running The National Spelling Bee, June 1, 2017
Open Letter:  An Open Letter To The Afternoon Nap My Child Has Given Up, February 24, 2017

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THE BELLADONNA COMEDY
Daily Itinerary:  Joel Osteen's Hairdresser, Creating Christ-like Coif Perfection, August 23, 2017

Quiz:  Cockoo Bee or Mitch McConnell?  Let's see if you "hive" what it takes?, July 18, 2017

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THE GIRLFRIEND BY AARP
10 New Year's Resolutions To Help Make Dry January More Tolerable, January 2, 2020

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FUNNY-ISH DOT COM

10 Reasons I am Breaking Up With My Soy Vanilla Lavender Candle I Picked Up At A Craft Fair, December 12, 2019

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THE SECOND CITY NETWORK

The Most Boss Gift Ideas To Give This Administrative Professionals' Day, April 26, 2017

What's Next For The Newly Unemployed Monopoly Pieces?, April 4, 2017

Save Yourself From Chicago's 7-Cent Bag Tax, February 23, 2017

Valentine's Day Gift Ideas For Your Unique Relationship, February 10, 2017
Let’s Welcome El Chapo to the U.S. Brooklyn-Style, June 21, 2016

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ROBOT BUTT

Area Woman Discovers All Hot Chicago Cubs Players Are Taken, April 6, 2017

10 Chicago Cubs Curses You Never Knew Existed, October 26, 2016

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CHICAGO TRIBUNE REDEYE  
Save Yourself From Chicago's 7-Cent Bag Tax, February 23, 2017
Valentine's Day Gift Ideas For Your Unique Relationship, February 10, 2017

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HOW PANTS WORK

Five Potato Chip Options for the Trend-Conscious Foodie, February 12, 2017 

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AKASHIC BOOKS

A Letter to the Afternoon Nap My Child Has Given Up, December 2018

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POINTS IN CASE

Easy Steps to Getting Your Pre-Baby Body Back Before Leaving The Hospital, March 12. 2019 

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ONGOING WORK
 

The Little Voice That Lives In My Head Blog, ChicagoNow (Chicago Tribune)
 

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